I’m a huge cubs fan and as much as I want to argue with you, I can’t. That’s how much losing is ingrained in to our baseball lives.

Fuck you, Andrew Jackson.

s/o big gucci sosa

I hope the Warriors start 3-1 and then....uh....shit I had a joke for this

All baseballs should once again cower in fear of this large child swinging an equally large stick.

I didn’t even know he had such shitty opinions when I chose this name

Which of the Deadspin staff believe in ghosts/spirits?

Is anyone really surprised that he would do something like this

I will be at home getting drunk and watching the debate with no pressure on me to actually listen. Early voting is God’s gift to us.

I went to high school with a kid who just made the NBA this year. I wasn’t friends with him and I can almost guarantee he has no idea who I am (Facebook friends though!)

We’re not on a Widebody DC-10 for nothing

I feel like there’s a moral to this

He has no idea how bad concussion are because his hair always prevents them

Comments like this are why I keep coming back to this place

I’m a teacher and I plan on getting blackout drunk tonight watching the debate. Thanks Columbus, you asshole.

I think I’d rather have my kid memorize the fear sequence from House of Leaves...:

Now the rule of threes kicks into effect...

So I’m a substitute teacher and the kids are super disrespectful to me (shoulda known that was gonna happen) but this takes the cake : a student was laying down across the table, refusing to get up, even after threats of various punishments. She called me an asshole and said she was tired. So I threw a colored pencil…

Shaun of the Dead is the best zombie movie ever. FIGHT ME.

I fucking love baseball so so so so so so so so much. Goofy shit like this wont even happen in another sport