reminder not to fuck with giant’s security. He didn’t seem to care much aside from not being able to stand.

your name is very apt, you chump. Ten bucks says you played Lacrosse

So the Cubs #3 starter is going to win the Cy Young....

Weekend at Hillary's

So who’s gonna finish the series for him when he dies surrounded by blank pages?

please make the NFL.

I will still never understand why I got a Ballotelli Manchester City jersey....

okay so real question, why is he standing so close to the podium? is this normal? is he that big of an attention whore?

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please get kidnapped by the cartel

I thought people from NJ usually took credit for stuff from New York, not Connecticut

I thought he died at his wedding

Can we build the wall while he’s down there? Maybe that’ll get rid of him

I live right on the Illinois/Wisconsin border, on the IL side. There are TONS of Packers fans here, and holy fuck are they the worst. The reason the cheese hats have holes is so they can fuck them during halftime.

nothing makes me happier than watching bears sit on the haunches. especially when they are munchin’ away on some apples

Love that he crossed out the Patriots and wrote in SEAHAWKS!!!!

I lived 15 minutes from the entrance to Grand Teton. I woke up every morning, looked out my window and had a spectacular view of the sunrise on the mountains. Its easily the most beautiful place on earth

I’ve never commented in 4+ years of reading deadspin but I love this series too much to contain myself anymore.

Thank you Samer. I look forward to every one of these posts.