I also came to comment about Sam. God. Damn. My dad and I don’t talk a ton, but when we do it’s usually to rag on the Lions. I’m going to be a little more appreciative of our lot in life going forward. Perspective is a motherfucker...

I’ll allow it. 

My wife’s office got tickets to tomorrow afternoon’s series closer. I took the afternoon off to join. I think my time will be better spent at the office pretending to work...

Dave Portnoy has a Kinja?

Cool bro!

Look at fuckin Brad Pitt over here pulling fours...

I hope they let him race at the Tokyo Olympics and continue talking shit to people who can’t beat him.

I love Toronto, too. The old lady and I have taken the train from Windsor a few times. 

My wife is Jamaican. They did ackee and salt fish as a breakfast dish. As you might guess, it is both salty AND delicious. 

I’ll give you a case for Texas, but it comes with the implicit understanding that there’s a huge difference between enjoying a place you visit occasionally and enjoying permanent residence there.

I thought Haisley was the resident soccer idiot?

People are fucking garbage, which might explain why we seem to have more sympathy for dogs than other humans...

Riding a bike in NYC would be terrifying. Drivers barely pay attention for other cars, let alone bikes and motor cycles. 

In Holland (mostly Amsterdam, probably) they teach people to open their driver door with their right hand, as it forces the driver to look back when opening their door so they don’t wack bikers. It would be a good idea if we taught people this in America - especially in older cities with narrow road ways, like NYC. 

While Durant and Dolan would have certainly provided lots of fireworks, I think the combination of Durant and piss baby Kyrie has strong potential for a few explosions, as well. 

I always heard Mets fans are generally Jest fans, which is basically the same thing as being a Lions fan...

As a Detroit Lions fan, it helps having franchises like the Mets around. I’m not even saying they’re a worse franchise than the Lions, but rather, we’re kindred spirits in our ineptitude. 

That’s a fair point. It would definitely set a bad precedent. Eagleeye712 also provided a good explanation of why this won’t happen. 

I’m all for players getting paid, but depending on how this shakes out, is it possible for Lebron to re-negotiate his salary to try to make more room for a third max player?

I love IPAs, but Two Hearted is definitely my favorite. If I’m at a watering hole that has multiple IPAs, but includes Two Hearted, you can bet your ass I’ll get the Two Hearted. I figure I probably won’t like the other option as much as Two Hearted, so what’s the point of trying the other ones?