The catch is, this is the league’s way of finally putting his name to rest. Now the league can say we tried everything but the owners and GMs just dont think you’re ready.

Finally get a judge who’s open about how the system works and the white guy DA tries to shut her down. Not surprised, just disappointed.

Getting hit by a bus means you won’t need Xanax.

There is way too much sports talk diluting this website’s content. Please stick to dogs.

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

“Stick to candy!”

Deadspin usually has sports?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

Hmm, no posts on deadspin since this one, I wonder if they’re shutting down Deadspin as well... Would be par for the course for the shitty hedge fund running GMG. At a certain point this started to look at awful lot like a catch and kill... A corporate takeover of a liberal network of sites to eliminate dissent.

Have you met the quarterback?

I like to take the dog out to shit in my man clogs.

I hate your wife. I’d give anything to be able to do that.

“Big Tuna” was the result of his affection for and ability at fishing.

And once removed, the team starts winning.

He is Adam Gase’s autocorrected second cousin, once removed.

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