I’m still very skeptical of this woman. As the piece notes, (sadly) this bill likely won’t get passed due to Republicans/Trump. So for her, she can at least say she tried - which, I mean, I’m glad she did.

A raw red onion is the WORST. The flavor stays in your mouth for a fucking fortnight...

As a white person, I’m happy to see that black people fuck this up, too. I am lucky enough to be married to a wonderful black woman, and the anxiety I get when I greet her male family members is embarrassingly high. I’d like to think I haven’t fucked one up yet though (they might say otherwise).

As long as the NFL has the NCAA acting as a de facto farm system - with FREE labor, the AAF is in deep shit. Maybe the AAF should start targeting high school kids and offer them something colleges can’t - MONEY (though I’m not sure the AAF has much of it to throw around) - if it wants to try to survive.

And how can you stop lying if you think lying has tangible value?

He yelled at me to get out of him room, and that he could fuck any girl he wanted.

Had the tables been turned - and Willie murdered a cop in cold blood (because, let’s be honest, that’s what these cops did - MURDER this kid in cold blood) - the body cam footage would have been released immediately.

The scale of this slide is the real bummer. It’s one thing to not be one of the best, if not the best, pitchers in the majors as you get older. But damn - I didn’t realize he had a 5.55 ERA last year.

Somewhat related - I was at the airport in Detroit last Friday afternoon. My wife - sitting across from me - starts laughing, a lot. Finally, she’s like, “Babe, Ja Rule is right behind you.” I thought she meant a doppelganger, but no. It was Ja goddamned Rule sitting two tables behind us.

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Not to defend the Permit Patties of the world - as they are reprehensible, and there should be some charge for calling the police in situations like they do. I think, in theory, the difference here is that Smollet actually seems to have orchestrated a fake crime - or at least that’s the allegations.

On its face, a trespassing charge would seem to be non-violent. Given that, at most, he was facing a $500 fine - why the FUCK was he even locked up in the first place. Entities that run jails/prisons are always complaining about limited resources, yet we continue to lock people up at the highest rate in the world. The…

Generally, felony murder requires an inherently violent felony. While the bar is usually fairly low, I’m not sure perjury meets that standard.

You, sir, have missed the joke.

I think the way they listed the Patriots’ championship years on that SI cover is stupid. They listed all the years that the Super Bowl took place, but I always thought we considered the Patriots the 2018 NFL champs, since that’s when the regular season took place. Am I wrong here?*

Even if black face weren’t an extremely racist offensive thing (which it is!) - this sweater is extremely ugly and terrible. Fuck anyone stupid enough to design and buy this overpriced garbage...

Schubert’s office clarified that its job is to determine “whether the conduct of the two Sacramento police officers constitutes a prosecutable crime under established California law.”

and fuck all the terrible people right off the side of the Earth.

As much as I’ve hated watching Tom Brady win Super Bowls since I was a sophomore in high school(!), at least most of the Pats’ Super Bowls were exciting (they didn’t even punt last year!). This game was basically a sense of impending doom the entire game. It never felt like the Rams had a chance. The shitty thing is,…

Exactly. Detroit cops have far more serious issues to worry about than expired tags. He was picking on this girl. This is the exact type of person who should NEVER be a cop. Sadly, I think a large portion of cops are just like this asshole...