As an (not so proud) alum of this institution, I can’t wait for this year’s round of calls asking me for a donation.

Ahh - thank you (and others) for enlightening me on this topic. I am now slightly less dumb on this topic.

Even with my nostalgic connection to the movie, I’d say your headline is spot on.

A year from now this will less of an issue, as Lebron should be able to run the point for Golden State if Curry is out.

I’m sure they’ll still shoehorn in the ol’ “feared for his life” bullshit. “Mysterious object” or not...

I stand by my assessment. The song is shitty (and actually pretty racist in the second or third verse) and an ode to jingoism. I have no issue with breaking away from British Tyranny - that was very GOOD!

As others have pointed out, I was referring to Manziel’s family money. As others have ALSO pointed out, you totally missed the fucking point...

One’s a rich white dude.* The other is a black dude with an Afro.** Not sure where the confusion is coming from...

It’s good to see that the NCAA continues to be an extremely reasonable organization.

shot him within three seconds of encountering him

Not to mention Boston sports have had an AMAZING 16 year run (and counting). Why would anybody feel bad for them? Fuck this guy...

Bill Simmons inflated sense of self-importance knows no bounds. For some reason he thinks the rest of the planet views the world from his perspective - an asshole, woe is me, Boston sports fan.

I was waiting for someone to work that movie into this comment section. Well done.

Lebron (and a bunch of spare parts) beat the Pistons fair and square that ECF. But I couldn’t help thinking the Pistons would have given the Spurs a lot more trouble than that Cavs team did in the Finals. Ugh.

I didn’t know my wife was a kinja user!

Here’s some perspective, a dog died from pneumonia after being forced to run for hours in freezing temperatures and icy terrain. Still sounds pretty cruel.

Hmmm. I wonder how the dog got pneumonia? I find puppy mills and terrible dog owners to abhorrent, as well. It doesn’t mean that this shit isn’t also cruel.

I’ve never been to a bullfight either, but I know they’re extremely cruel.

This is like how I always tell people I don’t want Aaron Rodgers to be the quarterback on my favorite football team. The fuckin’ bum has only been able to drag the Packers to one Super Bowl victory.

Hopefully this starts a trend (though the shooter not being a cop probably was a large factor here).