While I don’t really believe in an afterlife, I hope this bastard burns in hell for eternity (after he spends the rest of his pathetic life in a cage).

It was a great gig! I just mowed and listened to horse shit sports radio. In this day and age of podcasts it would be even more enjoyable. Like you said - it’s more of “retirement” job, as it didn’t pay very well.

Yeah - my brain does is not capable of visualizing what he was saying in the way he described it. I think he meant his wife holds the deodorant so the skinny ends point the ground and the ceiling and applying side to side - which sounds like madness to me.

In college I worked in a large, scenic municipal cemetery - lots of trees, kinda hilly, winding paths. Runners, walkers, bikers loved it. I don’t see any issue with it.

Hey Ray - you’re a pretty famous dude. Go to a bar, coffee shop, the grocery store, etc. and meet a real woman. Given your fame and riches, it should not be difficult to find attractive suitors. It baffles me when celebrities get catfished...

These guys all could have learned a thing or two from that Ohio judge/Governor candidate who has fucked 50 attractive women.

I see your point, but I respectfully disagree. I gotta go with Mike on this one.

I laughed way too hard at this.

From the “Distractions are Bullshit” post:

We are not entertainment. We are not props. And this is certainly not the kind of side show I would want to be a part of. But there are far better, more patient people than me.

Heyooooooooooo!

I tremble thinking about just what it was that the self-proclaimed “great negotiator” gave up to get the middle Ball child back.

These guys are a bunch of amateurs when it comes to skirting NCAA rules...

That first Dan Haren one must have gotten some dust in my eyes or something. Rest easy, Roy.

Sadly, I fear the fact that he plays for the Sixers will be his undoing. It’s like quarterbacks and the Browns. We’re probably a few short weeks away from a season ending injury :( Here’s to hoping that isn’t the case.

Football Celebration: Just a good old fashioned SPIKE. As a kid, I always thought it was awesome that NFL players got to do that, and in Pee Wee all we were allowed to do was hand the ball to ref Barry Sanders style.

This is horrifying. Thank the gods this didn’t happen at Purdue...

The old, “I’m fine, I’ve only had a ‘couple.’”

I thought undercarriage wash was only essential in Gabrielle Union and D. Wade’s sex life?

This looks pretty innocuous to me, but perhaps the Browns are still scarred from that Manziel character.