I hate to say this, but you are doomed!

Congrats on finally getting a decently functioning vehicle! Can't  wait to read about it more.

It’s all of the non-Jalops fault for buying so many SUVs! I'll  keep my full sized sedan!

Look's  like they finally made a trip to Detroit? 

While I found the alternative car choice odd (not that I have anything against a Malibu), the article was hilarious.

It's laughable these  had a speedometer with 90 on it!

While Js were terrible, I gotta believe Neon is worse. I saw one the other day (first gen) and couldn’t believe my eyes it was still running.  

I’m glad there are decent people still left in this world and that I was not the only person to think the Altima was an odd choice!

Captivas (aka Saturn VUE) sold in the US were sold to fleet only, not the general public after Saturn was shut down. Captivas in other parts of the world were different vehicles sold here. In some cases, they had a longer wheel base and could fit up to 7.

1997 BMW 528i which looked simila

SUVs, I hate them!

Tip if the day:

I would say the Pontiac G8 GT/GXP and the Chevy SS. Both were criminally underrated.

Wow, what a name! J. Jesus was going fast!

I remember going to the 1992 or 93 Detroit Auto Show and seeing the concept of the Nautica edition with hard wood floors. As a kid, i thought that was awesome! As an adult, that would be a the worst idea ever!

This would be a healthy list for me:

He looks kinda crazy like Rick from Rick and Morty

I would love to hear the percentage of people who actually buy the cars that are recommended. In this case, 3 of 5 are grey market

Story continued, the Delta 88 was replaced as the family car with a 1994 Olds Silhouette. For the auto geeks, it was the first mini van with a power sliding door. The final family car that was purchased while i was in HS was a 1997 BMW 528i with 540 rims.

The first family car I could remember was my Dad’s red 1981 Ford Escort GLX and my Mom’s 1976ish 2 door Plymouth Volare. The Volare was replaced with a 1984 Olds Delta 88 exactly how it appear in the attached pic. The same year (1986) my Dad bought an 1983 Olds Cutlass Ciera with an Iron Duke. The Delta was around…