BJK’s bit in To Russia With Love was great. The scene where she asks Vlad what she can do to help and he just says “I don’t know!” makes me sob like the world’s biggest baby.

I wasn’t sure if you were crazy or a troll but then I saw your inconsistent capitalization and then I just knew. You know?

I’m about to blow your mind so hold up for a second, but all women who are models look like women. Because they are women.

Nicole Kidman: Actress who is magnificent in weird movies (Birth, Dogville, etc.).
Werner Herzog: Auteur who makes weird movies.

Yeah, she is a lucky duck and got her mom’s talent for dance. V. impressive!

Go that next step! Making caramel and using it to glue them together is the easiest part of making a crocquembouche! Including the other two easy parts that you’ve already outlined! You can do it! Don’t try spinning sugar when you’re stoned though. You’ll very quickly become overwhelmed.

fyi

“delicious green juice” vs “thing that causes cancer and heatstroke”

No... that was just a song lyric. He was quite dour.

I met him a few times in Toronto and he was roughly... I want to say 5’5” with brown eyes, smile like the sunrise. But in all seriousness, 5’6” at the very tallest.

I mean, she could have chemistry with just about anything with that voice.

Everyone should be in love with Laura Dern every single day. She is so wonderful.

oh my god imagine she steals her father in addition to her career

I thought “Oh wow, Jessica Chastain! Great casting - they’ve done something lovely with her eye makeup, she looks so pretty!”

“Are you Caitlyn?”

To quote you: "He likes women for how they look, & how they make him look, by extension." That is what arm candy is. It's not necessarily a problem. Consensual sex is fun! Some people are turned on by beauty, others are turned on by power. Whatever floats your boat. His sex life is not the thing about him that bothers…

Meanwhile it seems to me like you're using the fact that his transgressions are out in the open as an opportunity to excuse them completely. Or does not being bothered by the Pussy Posse constitute dealing with things head on?

1. Not sure how you decided that I'm somehow anti-sex. I've had a lot of wacky adventures in sex myself! My point is that him being honest about the fact that he's a playboy (fun!) shouldn't cancel out the fact that he's a douchebag (not fun!).

So, in your eyes, the fact that they are honest about treating women as arm candy makes up for the fact that they're a bunch of violent, homophobic assholes? Fun!