Come now, he was basically the Crown Prince of Arkansas, the most powerful state of all.

I came here to stan for Sky Ferreira. Thank you for your time.

My heart is in the right place.

Let's be real, no self-respecting WASP would ever let their progeny participate in a reality television show. Appearing on a reality television show results in the automatic forfeiture of your WASP card, unless you are Martha Stewart, an honorary WASP who earned hers through appearing very WASPy on television. It's a…

I strategically place things and photograph their exact alignment. Not the worst manifestation of OCD.

Did you change your mind yet?

Asexual? Agender? I've started shying away from the never-ending acronym because I'm worried that the asterisk or the plus sign includes otherkins.

Y'all know Harper's Bazaar is a fashion magazine, right?

Patti LaBelle cannot catch a fucking break. How much did Aretha pay her to throw that shade?

I would be happy to revisit this matter with you in the future.

My drink is more important than your entertainment because she is paid to bring me a drink, not to sing you a song.

My desk is covered in water now, you filthy animal. Well played.

The restaurant is truly incredible: http://www.raw-almond.com/#about

Winnipeg is not the murder capital! It is the violent crime capital. Get it straight before someone stabs you.

Please see attached.

"That's cute that you are trying to get a record contract, but I would like a drink."

My ranking, since you asked:

Same! I also want "Anxious GOOP Apologist".

She is one of my favourite bitches, though.

*don't feed us anything other than drinks, dicks, and drugs