Just wanted to point out that “card carrying” is an awkward phrase to use in this context. A “Certificate of Indian Status” card is a real thing and very much a bullshit colonialist extension of the Indian Act.

Did you not read the part about human trafficking and forced marriage?

Cosigned, 100000%

Reading about interesting job details, or even loving red carpet fashion, doesn’t mean you don’t have an issue with capitalism, materialism or sexual assault, or understand how those things work together.

I for one wish stylists weren’t a thing, but using one is part of an actor’s job in a lot of cases.

Truly! I wish I could shame all the now-divorced women who were sanctimonious about how she was a harpy that drove her husband and children away. Growing up my mom would make fun of me for liking her, and now my mom a) is divorced, b) still has less in common with me than Martha Stewart.

I mean also: Almost Christmas is an ensemble movie, Mo’nique isn’t even one of the main characters.

Enviably not enviously.

I think he was trying to provoke her to tell a story - I think the response he got was probably not what he wanted.

He shenannigan’d her out of jail, I bet!

I’m Swedish Scottish Irish Polish and Ukrainian. If I were Dutch I’d probably need less therapy!

I dated one too a few years ago! Didn’t work out because I live in Canada and he lives in Amsterdam and travels constantly. But he was... the best. And so were all of his friends! Lekker!!!

Both!

If you hear a group of British men within earshot, leave.
If you hear a group of Russian men within earshot, run.
If you hear a group of Dutch men within earshot, flirt.

In what world is Amy Adams a bad choice?

Kim Richards telling a long story about arguing about chicken.

Kim Richards pretending to have a baby to the guy she argued with chicken about.

Kim Richards is MISSING from my life. She is probably the funniest housewife. Even if she has a bit of a mean streak, and poor communication skills... SHE IS FUNNY.

I hate that I know this but it’s JenniPHer, Clover.

Totally. Not purely shallow and vapid, of course, but she’s like Meryl Streep - the affectations are what steal the show. Kind of an anti-Nicole Kidman, who usually fucks up the accent while making you see the character’s depth on ten different levels.

Do you mean Pam?

Also, he would be a GREAT Gambit. Channing Tatum is too ‘silky’ to be Gambit.