the best part was that i sold it on etsy, and then the guy proposed to his now wife, and sent me pics of the proposal and it was a very happy ending for my beloved ring.

He always looks like he was way too coked up so he downed a few bourbons, whiskeys, scotches, and then did a little bit more coke to even it all out.

None of the jokes were about her looks. Anyone who says they were is projecting.

The gays and gay-adjacents are in deep denial about most country queens we stan. We desperately want to believe that sequins and fringe are incompatible with racism. Thankfully Kacey will never let us down!

Okay so, to be fair, I totally didnt read the article.

I literally can’t remember the last time I read a root article and the top comment didn’t awkwardly attempt to rip on white people.

“Today I put my hand on a Bible. I wasn’t under oath when I wrote that book”. Queen.

“there are pictures of you all through out this book”

Ugh, I find all on the list to be very annoying. I do watch Fixer Upper, and I have a love/hate relationship with it. I hate their politics. But the 1880s farmhouse they just did is really cool, and the tiny house with the pulldown ladder (last season maybe) was awesome. Joanna’s designs get very repetitive, but I…

I just don’t see it either. If anyone might have voted for Trump in that family it was Dan and even that would be a huge stretch since he wasn’t an asshole.

I didn’t really get it. I watched 2.5 episodes and I was out. The premise is cute and funny but the humor felt forced and really sitcomy. Honestly, I thought Barrymore was the weakest link in this. She came off like a really bad actress. I couldn’t decide if it was her or the writing.

KACEY IS A QUEEN. I have never stanned anyone in my life but Kacey is the one. SHE’S THE BEST.

God, I adore her. Have been full-on obsessing over her albums the last few weeks. I think “Pageant Material” is one of the best country albums of all time.

Dallas was so good this year. “They’re just hands...”

Charrisse been demoted to “friend of”, so she won’t be a feature anymore. She’s so annoying.

Don’t stop! Get it, get it!

THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE ARTICLE IS THAT I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT STRAIGHT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME AND THE WAY I USE LANGUAGE IN ORDER TO FEEL VALID AND RESPECTED. IF THEIR ALLYSHIP RELIES ON POLICING MY LANGUAGE ITS NOT FUCKING ALLYSHIP

ur not wrong but if ur not gay i dont really care

Just look how upset I am.

Since he spent much of the interview leering at her, I was happy to see her protected.