Ok, so those are her children's drawings, sewn onto the dress by the master tailor at Versace. Fuck whatever reservations that top bit is giving me - I love this dress.

Not sure how I feel about the dress as a whole, but I'm actually so excited to get a closer look at that embroidery. That veil is stunning!

I don't think you understand how Occam's razor works.

And, as with all matters concerning etiquette, following the rules does not preclude being a total bitch.

Girl, you keep that fucking crown.

Say what you will, but this legitimately made my eyes water. I don't even care if it's true in the sense that it happened, or true in the sense that he meant it. It's beautiful.

Sofia Vergara, on the success of Modern Family:

Ariana Grande makes a lot of ridiculous music that she acknowledges as stuff, but this was gorgeous and for whatever reason I am curious as to what you think about it:

It's more fun to say Tay Sway, that way. IDK

You should read Female Chauvinst Pigs by Ariel Levy. I love Nicki Minaj and honestly love the whole Anaconda moment we are living in, but reading that book (or listening to her talk about it in an interview) might help you better understand where people are coming from and that these sorts of concerns aren't about…

I'm with you! She's stunning and talented, but I don't like her.

It's almost like they get paid to be models for that exact reason!

She's been famous thanks to her parents' divorce for what seems like forever. When your parents are Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin (and you are a dead ringer for your insanely gorgeous mother), you do not need to pretend to be gay to be famous.

It's remarkable! Lucky girl.

Wow!

I'm sure the Problem Posing Police are off in the wings ready to jump on this for a million different reasons, but she is amazing and this new look really suits her.

Oh sure, Mr. Ogre. As if Steven Harper were a silver fox with the ability to smile naturally. Real funny.

Now that she has our attention I think she's happily moving into a new look that can best be described as rap goddess?

I don't think being gorgeous has anything to do with being sexy. Lots of people that might be described as... less conventionally attractive (?) are just dripping with sex appeal. Also, some people value being fun over being sexy. I'm sure Tay Sway is perfectly sexy when it counts.

Breast tissue is sensitive. Swelling causes pain. Wouldn't this be an excruciating experience? And since when did padded bras stop existing? #questions