I realize it's not practiced this way, but I actually like the idea of "no approval, no disapproval, no promotion." It suggests the possibility of a post-heterosexist world. Obviously we're not there, but homosexuality is a neutral trait - neither good nor bad* - so why should the government approve of, disapprove…

When I posted "Let's Go To The Movies" I immediately thought of the Jagger/Gideon scene from All That Jazz! This might have something to do with the fact that my friend and I memorized the choreography a few years ago and, on very special/drunken occasions, perform it for our friends. Once I kicked my friend in the…

Audra McDonald's really amazing in lots of things, but her Grace doesn't come close.

Everybody makes a fuss about Cameron Diaz because nobody can touch Carol Burnett. Let me ask you this: who can touch Ann Reinking?

Janice Dickinson compared it to an Evian bottle, as Zelda pointed out. God, now there's a couple.

Winnipeg and Fargo need an exchange program!

I can only imagine which variety of dressing goes into tossing a golden salad.

As someone who inexplicably subscribes to the Kind Life e-mails, let me just say that you made me spit my tea all over my keyboard with that Alicia Silverstone line.

Thanks for clarifying that for me!

As Elle O. Elle pointed out, I was referring to Morrissey's history of racism. I actually am a fan of Martha Nussbaum's extension of cosmopolitanism to animals. I think it's lovely and kind and appropriate. No need for you to get snarky!

Every time I see the word Nashville I expect it to relate to either Connie Britton or Nicole Kidman because fancy talented ginger-ladies are my favourite thing. Maybe Julianne Moore could move there either fictionally or literally and then I could justify a pilgrimage.

I love Morrissey, but of course he's more upset about the murder of turkeys than commemorating the genocide of Native Americans. Lalalala Interesting Drug (I listened to Morrissey on the way to work; he and I have a love/hate relationship).

I actually teared up when I saw Bunheads in this subject line... I feel a weird sense of loss that is surprising.

I can see how listing off things I don't find funny about him could make it seem as though I meant to imply that they were related. I'm glad I was able to clarify myself and that you responded.

I never said that mental illness caused racism, homophobia, or misogyny. I listed off things about him that I didn't consider to be very funny.

I must have worded my post poorly, because I believe I agree with you. My point is that he's an awful person, and the fact that people are mostly just laughing at the fact that he has substance abuse issues is stupid. This is not a very funny situation, in terms of his substance issues or the fact that he's…

I agree that he should be held accountable for being a generally terrible human being. What I don't agree with is "haha crackhead!" as a punchline. There are so many things about him and this situation that are awful and the overwhelming majority of the media coverage of this is basically laughing at him because he…

Yeah, people are laughing *at* a person living with mental illness/addiction because of their mental illness/addiction. I get that.

Yeah, people are laughing AT someone living with mental illness/addiction because of their mental illness/addiction. I get that.

Whoopsy daisy double post.