Rob Ford is homophobic, racist, misogynist, and suffers from mental illness/addiction. Not sure why everyone finds this so hilarious.

I'm queer and it took me like five minutes to figure out what about those words could possibly be linked to homophobia. Is everything involving asses automatically gay? I do think that "ass clowning" would be a hilarious term for gay sex.

David Tran is somewhat delightful in this Quartz Interview:

Gwyneth and Nicole in back to back VF covers? We are living in a golden age of fancy ladies.

Brandi Glanville is a Real Housewife who is actually quite hilarious. She tweets about her kids and picking her zits. It's amazing.

I changed my mind.

I was going to say - I give a shit about those EYES. She isn't just some boring WASP, she's got heterochromia! WHICH IS JUST AS MAGNIFICENT ON HUMANS AS IT IS ON HUSKIES.

Celebrity taint is the worst!

You are correct.

Basically all this does is extend to them existing laws that should have applied to them in the first place. Child actors can't work 18 hour days for a week straight, models shouldn't have to either.

I imagine that my response would be this, to onlookers:

For some reason I read this as "Kanye West designs Kim Kardashian's $5m wedding dress" - I'm guessing this is because it's early.

Every time I read something about NPH and how delightful he is I want to stick a fork in my eye. Hubris + Happiness = Fork in the Eye.

I finally manage to peel my eyes away from that .gif and I scroll down only to find myzself trapped once again in her sultry gaze.

Did someone invent some sort of bizarre mouth-warping app I don't want to know about?

I should add that you seriously, actually, really really need to read that article because it is fucking hilarious.

Did you read the Cut article about trying her diet? Although seemingly a crazy person's diet, it might actually be quite a good diet for rich people who love food: http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/05…

This is an episode of Roseanne.

In real life they were locked up in the same joint and everything!

Peeta, duh. Peeta is kind and brave and Gale is a petulant albeit hunky child.