Fuck Yeah, Vogue. This is exactly the kind of news I needed.

Liam is my favourite 1D member. His is 1D I would like to S.

This feels like the opposite of Turtle Time. Normally these things start stupid and end with a cute .gif - today is bookended by nothing but awful and it has given me a case of the sads.

Ariel Levy is a genius. Edith Windsor is a hero. These might be understatements.

Do NOT take anything with acetominophen in it when you have alcohol in your system. This can cause serious liver damage.

This article leaves out the best part - the process is called RePOOPulation. Because it repopulates - sorry, repoopulates - healthy flora in the intestinal tract.

Nope, it still works the non-eating-poop way.

Personally I'd rather have a poop enema, but if you wanna gobble down a bunch of poop... you do you.

My heart is bursting with love for you at this very moment.

This is often how I end up discovering that my friends haven't seen it - there we'll be, on a road trip, and I'll put this song on only to be shocked when nobody sings along! Where did I go wrong? How did I end up being friends with people who've grown up in such darkness?

When he speeds up the beat for the first time? It gives me chills every time!

I grew up under the impression that That Thing You Do was one of those movies everyone had seen, like so many of Tom Hanks' other movies. I am legitimately shocked every single time someone says they haven't seen it at least once, if not a million times. God, I love this movie.

Am I the only Canadian reading this that suspects that this is a This is That broadcast equivalent? God, I love This is That.

You're... leaving???

I realize I'm kind of missing my mark here, but any excuse to share this video will do:

Thank me later.

Let's not play around here. We have all watched the Magic Bullet infomercial in its existing format.

This is a teaser trailer. Teaser trailers never give much away, and even with full length trailers there are lots of great movies with bad trailers and vice versa. I think most of us can agree that La Vie en Rose, which was also directed by Olivier Dahan, was a great movie. I've attached its teaser trailer for…

True story: Elizabeth Berkley is incredibly lovely. I had the pleasure of serving her at a restaurant several days in a row while she was shooting a film in Canada, and she was incredibly polite and engaging. On the second day I couldn't resist telling her that First Wives Club is one of my favourite movies (I have…

I believe this woman intends to catapult herself into position.