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On! She was filming in Europe and had said weeks in advance that she was disappointed she wouldn’t be able to make the Globes. Tabloids combined her absence plus Liev having dinner out with some friends (including a woman) to equal OMGBREAKUP, but I don’t buy it at all.

Naomi and Liev post a lot of pictures on Twitter/Instagram where you can see kid mess in the background. I think it’s pretty great every time I see it.

This never even occurred to me, and from now on when I do it it will be known as “misarahbling” in your honor.

Aren’t all of the journalists “Spotlight” was based on going? So that means people whose stories (but not acting) were in a nominated film will be there, but people who actually acted in a nominated film won’t be. Also, doesn’t it follow that the real members of N.W.A. who are still around should be invited?

Though strangely enough, most of the commenters on Black-centered news feeds I follow have been like, “Welp, that DOES make sense.”

I’ve seen Wanda Sykes do that joke live. It’s a really, really, reeeeally old Borscht Belt joke. If Wendy Liebman thinks she came up with it, she’s as insufferable as I always thought.

I just read an interview with a WaPo editor where they said that an FBI official told them that whenever someone from the FBI needs to look up data on police killings, they use the Guardian and WaPo databases because THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T HAVE ONE.

I was going to comment saying the opposite. I’m surprised that people are allowed to post an #ad or #spon hashtag, since I always feels like that makes their “casual” product placement photos so obvious. Wouldn’t that devalue them a smidge?

Oooh, interesting thought! They didn’t show Kate slipping or having any issues like that, so maybe it was the magic of editing. In that case, it’s a shame they cut to someone who had such a dramatic reaction.

It looked really awkward when she was walking across stage. The bottom is a weird weight of gauze and it wound up looking like she had on a slip that was falling down. Just didn’t work at all. But seeing it here? It looks fantastic. Now I completely get what she saw in it.

I love that she embraces her small-to-average chest instead of trying to make it look big like other celebrities. She always manages to find dresses that fit her frame yet still look appropriate for a woman of her age and esteem. Love her endlessly.

Jennifer Aniston made some kind of shocked/disgusted expression while Kate was walking across stage and then whispered something to her “Zoolander 2" guy, but WHATEVS, JEN, don’t be jelly. That dress is, like the woman in it, fucking amaaaazing.

Hey, can someone explain why they call fans “Jammers”? I have seen every episode multiple times and watched from the very first airing and I still have NO CLUE what the Jammers thing is about. :(

Sometimes I think about how close we came to losing her and I can’t help but shudder. Tig can never leave us!

They need their own Char-Bar. <3

USA is apologizing to the universe for "Donny!"

If it keeps the show on the air, I'll buy all the gross DiGiorno in the store.

You are not required to give those. You know that, right? If something causes you pain or discomfort, please do not do it. Promise your Auntie Detective Munch.

I mean, couldn’t they have at least recognized Polynesian actors with a nod for Emma Stone?!

Yeah, I think Brie has it. People were all over Saoirse for a while but the love has died down a lot. They were both wonderful, but Brie’s role was much more demanding.