...although I do disagree with you, Betty shooting birds, I have no idea what this comment with my name attached to it is. Damn you, Kinja! *throws tomatoes*

I could’ve sworn that Scott Feinberg and one of the Variety writers wrote about this. Maybe it was another awards program where they were told they had to split it up?

She should be there for Ex Machina, though. The role she cleaned up with at critics' awards is the one they ignored. Typical Oscars bullshit.

I do believe the Academy also told them they couldn’t both be nominated in the same category. This was the only way to do it.

If you could only see one, it’s the one I’d recommend. It will be the classic film from 2015.

You are wrong.

No one appreciates subtlety anymore. At least he won a bunch of critics' honors.

Can’t even imagine what twist they’ll come up with to make this worse when it’s “RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES.” (Doink doink.)

I can say with first-person authority that he was not. And I’ll leave it at that.

My downgrading on Jezebel is the reason I’m always sure to read the pending comments elsewhere and try to star as many good comments as I can. I know the feels.

Samesies. Morale is low down here. We’re hurt and just want to be held again (in the form of being put back in the black).

As far as I’m concerned, he Congo any time he wants. Don’t let the door hit Djibouti on your way out.

We’ve all been there. Keep livin’ that life.

Ricky Gervais was on Conan’s show last week and opened with an obvious swing at Fallon. It was something like, “Conan, I’m always really glad to be here because you still do a talk show. You still do interviews. You don’t just sing to the audience.”

Conan is still really good. He’s *different*, but he’s good. I’m always bummed to hear about fans not watching him after “Late Night.” Not everything needs a masturbating bear...just many things.

If they mean the SHOW “Late Night,” he was third or fourth favorite, after Dave and Conan. I prefer what Seth has done with it, but Jimmy had his fans.

I think it’s about moving the ball. Obama started the game and has kept the ball moving down the field. Bernie would keep that ball moving even though he also probably wouldn’t get it all the way to the goal. But he’d have it in position for the next person, either to take it further towards the goal (D) or have a…

“Suggesting a joke about Caitlin Jenner is automatically transphobic is like suggesting a joke about Bill Cosby is automatically racist.”

I can’t see that “Silicon Valley” picture without thinking of the episode about the “negging” culture amongst tech companies, and Zach Woods perfectly explaining that negging is “a manipulative sex strategy used by lonely chauvinists.” It was hilarious to watch all the show’s bro fans melt down on Twitter after that…

This shot also conceals the awful blue lining and shoes, though, which is half of the problem.