MOTHERFUCK I finally fell for the Twitter link after hovering over all the previous ones and seeing the URL. Goddammit, self. You knew better.

It’s not. American English is the outlier, not the rule. “Marvellous”/”marvellously” is the norm for everyone else. Hooray for the double l!

My favorite Katrina moment was when she said on CNN that “Hillary can’t control the White House because she can’t even control her MAN!” That’s the level she’s at.

I read something once about all the surgeries and procedures that Central/South American beauty queens are *expected* to get, and it was really horrifying. They don’t fuck around down there! When they say they’ve been training all their lives to become Miss Universe, they’re not kidding. It’s wild.

Now we just need rabid Steve Harvey fans tweeting racist things at Miss Philippines/Universe to have a complete cycle!

There’s also the Connecticut mosque that was shot up by a Marine, who of course had a home arsenal and a slur-filled Facebook. The monster has been charged with federal hate crime offenses, so props to the FBI for that one.

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A groundbreaking accomplishment for a kid from suburban Connecticut.

The Social Security Administration doesn’t announce the top names until well into the new year. Are these just the top names for users of that one website?

Fruitcake *done right* is fantastic and I’ll argue that with every last one of you cruel naysayers. Do not shame an entire variety of cake based on your great-aunt’s shitty recipe!

I’ve had such an e-crush on him for a few years and it delights me that more people are finding him every day.

Ba-na-nooooooooooooooo

If we ordered them/you to register for the primaries and vote for a specific candidate, would they/you? This could be...useful.

OMG, Meredith halfheartedly seducing Michael Scott. So did not expect to see that when loading Jezebel. I needed that delightful laugh tonight.

Did they even air it that year, or were they filming the crowd shots for the press packages?

He didn’t post the picture! He posted a tweet, which haaaaappens to have an image embedded in it. Not Bobby’s fault!

Same here in the U.S., which is normal for awards season. You are not alone!

1) The movie itself was not great (lookin’ at you, Ryan Reynolds), but I was really hoping to see Helen Mirren nominated for “Woman in Gold.” She really did great work with that and just got a SAG nomination for it.

Old Yankees can’t stand insincerity, city folk, and patronizing outsiders. Picking Sanders over Clinton is a no-brainer for them. Right or wrong, she seems like all three of those things to them. Her greatest chance would be to dominate the ex-Bostonian vote in the southeast corner, and I’m not sure she can.

Confession: longtime Entertainment Weekly subscriber. I know, I know. At least it’s not Us Weekly.