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I had a 24-pound Maine Coon beefball growing up, so that was the kind of cat I was used to. I have a cat now who kinda looks like a Maine Coon but isn’t; he’s just tall and super fluffy. Every time I go to the vet, I freak out because he “only” weighs like 9 pounds, and then the vet has to re-explain to me that that’s

Basically part two of this:

In fairness, he’s been pretty open about the fact that his co-writer did most of the work and writing. Aziz was more conceptual and editorial. But otherwise, I completely agree. It was refreshing to see from a celebrity, especially for a first book. I’d recommend the book even if he weren’t attached.

I’m so fucking excited about this. The showrunner is Mike Schur, who co-created/ran “Parks & Rec” and was a writer/producer/Mose on “The Office.” He’s so damn good and I can’t wait to see these two working together again.

Really? It’s pretty normal for that to be acknowledged. I wonder if maybe it was your wording that set people off. Or maybe one person overreacted and others felt like piling on; I’ve seen that happen. Whatever it was, I’m sorry that it happened.

Yeah, she could have “just” had an invasive medical procedure carrying the risk of complications, all because of someone else’s fuckup.

So which cabinet position is he really running for? I don’t know what he’s aiming for, because like every other political junkie, I know nothing about him.

As one of four speed-skating fans in America, I will genuinely miss Universal Sports. Back to weird Dutch streaming sites for me.

I’m more upset with the modern bat/bar mitzvah in general, to be honest. Something like this feels like the natural outcome of decades of denigration of the whole experience. Maybe on some level he’s actually parodying the “normal” bat/bar mitzvah by taking it up only a couple notches? I mean, I feel like this exact

BLOUSES!

I have no clue what you’re getting at. Sorry!

It’s usually cheap lace that’s scratchy. I imagine this is quality stuff, so probably not as bad.

If someone doesn’t wear that to the Grammys or VMAs, I will be pissed. It’s perfect.

Every Pnina devotee on SYTTD has already figured this out. So many damn cutouts and lace-covered midriffs. The ultimate pay-more-for-less situation.

Eh, I think it’s a mix. You don’t need it on a bottle of water or a bag of fresh fruit, fair enough. But I’d say that 90% of the time when people tell me we don’t need a label on something because it doesn’t usually contain gluten, I can instantly tell them what the hidden gluten source is. People without celiac don’t

My usual line is: “Actual need, not just an asshole!” It wins them over by making them laugh, and then I get better service than anyone in the room. I’ve gotten free desserts with that line, too.

This is accurate. I’ve had waitresses literally roll their eyes at me. I had a host tell me he wouldn’t give me their gluten-free menu because I didn’t need one. I never used to get sick eating out and now I do every single time. So I gave up and now only go to dedicated gluten-free places or just stay home.

La Choy! It’s the cheapest brand, too, so even better.

La Choy! It’s the cheapest brand, too, so even better.