Because people with celiac disease commonly get dermatitis herpiteformis when we get gluten on our skin. Soap, lotions, lip balm, and shampoos are notorious for it. No, a napkin ring doesn’t need it (did you really see that somewhere?), but we need to know about anything topical.

I try every new gluten-free version of mainstream foods. It used to cost me $10+ for a loaf of bread or hours and hours of time making it from scratch. Now I can buy a loaf at Stop & Shop for $3.50. It’s great.

That really isn’t the case. I don’t know where he buys his food, but companies are more commonly *overly* cautious about GF labeling. It’s actually far more common to find food that is 100% gluten-free but doesn’t use the term because they don’t want to be liable if something accidentally gets cross-contaminated.…

I’ve had celiac disease since childhood and have only once gone to an expo event. It was really small and most of what was there was stupid, like samples of marinara sauce and chef salads. I paid $5.

You underestimate place, then.

Kemba definitely isn’t big or lanky. He also had a reputation at UConn for being gentlemanly with girlfriends, at least as gentlemanly as a college kid can be.

There are five men’s colleges in the U.S., not counting the thousands of seminaries and other religious programs open only to men.

Does this mean they win a Randi check for being the first homeopaths to ever demonstrate that something they took had an effect?

I prefer Amy Poehler’s approach whenever she doesn’t feel like answering something: “Ugh, boring, this is a stupid question. Next question.” I desperately wish I could use that in meetings. Outright contempt is a beautiful thing.

Has anyone found this holy visage in their toast yet? Butter, perhaps?

“Snopes is a liberal propaganda site.” - everybody’s uncle

It’s the cloven hooves that are a total bastard in summertime. Completely rule out cute strappy sandals.

Please, please tag any future articles about us with that. PLEASE.

Pampers Pull-Ups: For When a Congressman Comes to School and Makes You Shit Your Pants

“This Is a Good Children’s Presentation Topic.”

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Kanye doesn’t conform to our Indo-European reading and writing norms. He communicates on a level we haven’t begun to understand yet. Right-aligned text is the new reality. Hail Kanye.

I can’t meme or say anything Internetty. I’m just fucking tired and hurt and angry and feeling helpless.

She seems to be doing that even at the denominational level, because I’m pretty sure apostolic women are supposed to keep their hair up, like in a bun (hence the “bunhead” slur). Sooo...not very observant, it seems.

Ahh, sweet memories. My first college internship as a history major was working as an unpaid tour grunt at a small town museum. When we’d go through the room of local Native American artifacts, there would frequently be some loudmouth objecting to the timeline. My favorite was the guy who said, “6,000 years ago? Jesus…