And he never paid for drugs!

Do these guys not understand how conspiratorial plots work? They don’t usually involve stating the secret plan DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA.

The party leaders will surely take away the correct lesson from this, right? Right?

Yup!

The guy with the mic is a professional wrestling fan, and I believe he is expressing his admiration to some professional wrestlers.  Possibly in a high school gym.

“I can imagine it!" - Papa John

He was hilarious in Extras:

Man, I’m starting to think this Trump guy isn’t as well-informed as he lets on...

The Private Press is also a fantastic album.

Drug hippos, eh? I had always heard that Escobar had a lot of drug mules.

“Have you ever noticed, when you’re driving, that anyone who’s driving slower than you is an idiot?  And anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?” - George Carlin

I was never a fan of Tom Steyer but I kinda want one of those buttons.

“What nobody is talking about is how, of all these women making accusations against me and/or my company, the vast majority are just some dumb broads” - Bloomberg, probably

Great idea for a level!

Republicans seem to be extremely concerned with what is in other people's pants. It's none of your damn business!

Great read - thank you.

This article totally glosses over the most important question of all: what does ACRONYM stand for?  Is it Alphabetically Correct Rearrangement Of Names You Manufacture?

RWNJ: “See? The Democrats are rigging the election!”

Non-idiot: “Who are they rigging it for?”

RWNJ: “...”

Kids looking to be adopted care. Seriously.