I hope Wells Fargo is paying you well for your shameless shilling.

Also Don Jr: “I wish my name was Jim Spanfeller.  I could purchase a successful group of websites and make millions by completely destroying them with my incompetence.”

This was an excellent post, Tom! If anyone wants to inform Tom’s bosses about his excellence, you can email here:

When there were no posts earlier this morning I was worried that Deadspin got Splintered! Anyway, here’s an address you can use to email the G/O overlords or whoever:

“The left guard spent weeks begging the team to approve a procedure to repair a torn labrum in his left shoulder”

“The league office did not buzz in to try and influence the refs!” - Rudy Giuliani

Ray Rice?

Would it be too much to include a photo of the fish?  All I see is a picture of Paul Maidment.

As bad as the Bulgarian fans might be, at least they can’t be as racist as Paul Maidment, who also murders escorts.

Is anyone reporting on the rumors of Paul Maidment murdering that escort?

Is anyone reporting on the rumors of Paul Maidment murdering that escort?

I think the real lesson here is fuck Paul Maidment.

Also Bill Simmons: “You never know what form the protests might take - there could be jokes involved. I would be wary if anyone over there offered me a Coke.”

LOCK HIM UP!

That’s how tanking works, by definition, but it’s also a threat.

+1 law firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe

Indoors ruckus?

I don’t think the Bucs would give up that much just to get rid of Winston.

Taking a hit instead of sliding is not very heady, Lamar.