Livin In The Fridge!

These are hilarious. I love all the names for the swimmer but Scuba Gooding Jr might be my favorite!

I really enjoyed this show.

This show was great!  He really does seem like a genuinely good person, and I think that’s a big part of why it works so well.

Good username/comment synergy.

It’s not for everyone, but if you like to listen to music on acid, there’s nothing quite like D’you Know What I Mean.

Yes.

To be fair, he never thought leopards would eat his face

The lesson, as always: never tweet.

more like jeff blazeos amirite

The Snowflake Protection Act

Did Tucker Carlson kill 5 hookers in college? If not, why haven't we seen the evidence? I'm just asking questions!

60% less fat than potato chips! TM!

I wonder how many President Dudas it takes to screw in a lightbulb.

Raekwon’s “Incarcerated Scarfaces” is great, but it bugs me that he mentions 45 twice. Still a good tune though.

Also, her hair attracted far fewer flies!

My first name must be He Ain't Shit, cuz everytime I see 45 I'm like He Ain't Shit!

I would have thought it'd be easier to recruit. The MAGA hat is like a giant neon billboard that says "I am a sap, please con me!"

Vince Neil only did 30 days and he killed somebody!