The Private Press is also a fantastic album.

“Have you ever noticed, when you’re driving, that anyone who’s driving slower than you is an idiot?  And anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?” - George Carlin

I was never a fan of Tom Steyer but I kinda want one of those buttons.

“What nobody is talking about is how, of all these women making accusations against me and/or my company, the vast majority are just some dumb broads” - Bloomberg, probably

Great idea for a level!

Republicans seem to be extremely concerned with what is in other people's pants. It's none of your damn business!

Great read - thank you.

RWNJ: “See? The Democrats are rigging the election!”

Non-idiot: “Who are they rigging it for?”

RWNJ: “...”

Kids looking to be adopted care. Seriously.

Also Don Jr: “I wish my name was Jim Spanfeller.  I could purchase a successful group of websites and make millions by completely destroying them with my incompetence.”

This was an excellent post, Tom! If anyone wants to inform Tom’s bosses about his excellence, you can email here:

When there were no posts earlier this morning I was worried that Deadspin got Splintered! Anyway, here’s an address you can use to email the G/O overlords or whoever:

“The left guard spent weeks begging the team to approve a procedure to repair a torn labrum in his left shoulder”

“The league office did not buzz in to try and influence the refs!” - Rudy Giuliani

Ray Rice?

Would it be too much to include a photo of the fish?  All I see is a picture of Paul Maidment.

As bad as the Bulgarian fans might be, at least they can’t be as racist as Paul Maidment, who also murders escorts.

Is anyone reporting on the rumors of Paul Maidment murdering that escort?