I think the real lesson here is fuck Paul Maidment.

Also Bill Simmons: “You never know what form the protests might take - there could be jokes involved. I would be wary if anyone over there offered me a Coke.”

That’s how tanking works, by definition, but it’s also a threat.

+1 law firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe

Indoors ruckus?

I don’t think the Bucs would give up that much just to get rid of Winston.

Taking a hit instead of sliding is not very heady, Lamar.

The Browns found it confusing as well.

Nice post, Steve!

+1 wimpy deer

+720

Hockey ignormamus here (like most of my fellow Raleigh residents) - does Williams get credit for the goal?  Does Pesce get the assist?

This is why I refuse to be a billionaire.  Also laziness.

Great news, but I'm a little disappointed he didn't use this opportunity to quote (probably) Mark Twain.

She was spouting the same nonsense on NBC.  I don’t know why anyone besides Foxnews gives her the time of day - she’s not even entertaining.  She’s like the opposite of charisma.

Every time someone from this administration resigns, a new job is created at Fox News. This is why unemployment, like racism, no longer exists.

“I warned Josh Allen that his starting spot could be taken" - Lesean McCoy

How “classy” of Musburger

“I like people who weren't captured" - the fucking president

“Amateur" - Scott Pruitt