Mark Few’s Gonzaga offense entered Boise ranked ninth in the nation at 84.5 points per game.

“Sure, but he’s not capable of elite Quarterback bonerage” - Nick Foles

Good point. “Blog post” may even be too generous.

I just wanted to leave a comment on an article about about a tweet about a podcast... Oh shit, I’m a millennial aren’t I?

Who cares? It was awesome.

“Manafort apparently received the payment in December 2016 and January 2017"

This comment is like a caravan of references. You’re a viper of Kinja, you are!

I think the most under-reported story is the Eagles’ new punter, Cole Armstrong.

Sure, but it’s the classiest, most luxurious shithole you’ve ever seen. Bigly!

I’m just glad the ref didn’t surrender.

Nick Foles or Case Keenum will start in the Super Bowl. What planet is this?

So what? Bill Clinton was/is kinda sleazy, so at least all these countries didn’t have to see his wife become President.

+1 Ho Lee Fuk

“The Chicago Frogs would never do something this duplicitous” - Mitch Hedberg

That is ridiculous. There is no way they would gangrape the dudes and the fat chicks. MAGA!

*You’re

I assume it was abandoned juuuust before it crossed the goal line, right?

Clearly he meant that they all have “aides” - I mean, only poor people don’t have aides, and poor people aren’t really people anyway, right?

I’m betting this foul situation will get fixed pretty soon.

The only time it’s ok to call someone a fucktard is if they are a member of Congress photographed wearing rubber-ducky pajamas.