He buried that 3 like they buried Jimmy Hofstra!

We won’t need FEMA once Trump fixes the climate! Checkmate, libtards.

I wonder if Philly Wawa is related to Baba:

“Dude didn’t even get his degree” - Mitch Hedberg

Typical Deadspin hypocrisy - you laud this play not long after criticizing Baker Mayfield for his one-handed grab against Kansas. Sad!

“I don’t blame the player. Shit happens, you know?” - Jose Canseco

Who knows? The fact that it’s a question at all is just more evidence that the NCAA sucks.

And Kanter probably won’t even get fined. Meanwhile, an ordinary schlub like me tries to get spicy online and it’s “You’re fired” this and “Get out of the library” that.

Up next: 45 celebrates Latin Heritage Day by telling Marco Rubio to dry off his back.

Publishers Clearing House called to say I PROBABLY won 50 million dollars, but I would have to agree to a photo shoot and interview. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

I heard the shitty turf pairs well with the shitty surf...

“First he must remain abstinent for a year. Butch Jones, on the other hand, can immediately get back in any ho.” - the NCAA

They ruled it a fumble, then reviewed it, then let the play stand. There wasn’t really a good camera angle where you could tell for sure if it broke the plane, so they let the call on the field stand.

They ruled it a fumble, then reviewed it, then let the play stand. There wasn’t really a good camera angle where you could tell for sure if it broke the plane, so they let the call on the field stand.

This guy sure has a hazy memory. Maybe he smoked too much pot.

+1 trillion

It’s actually a sequel:

He’s just bout that play-action, boss.

+1 Jukebox hero