Please do! I’m not on Twitter but he definitely needs to hear it.

Reading all these replies, and now being referred to as a beautiful bastard (swoon), has made me the happiest I’ve been since the election. Everyone on this thread deserves a raise.

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

This seems a bit over the top. I mean you didn’t see Rick Salomon hire a band when he pulled out of Paris

Probably a Chinese he met on the cyber.

Yes, they both would have been unlikable, but I don’t think that makes them equal. Ryan Lochte and Oscar Pistorius are both unlikable Olympians, but one is clearly much, much worse.

This. It would be nice if more people realized this instead of bitching about welfare moms while at the same time railing against abortion and contraception.

“What exactly counts as a hate crime? Asking for a friend” - Delonte West

Surprise, The Two Worst Problems Feed Each Other

Is it racist to suggest Cracker Barrel for my quarterly team lunch at work? 

For shizzle!

I don’t want to be perpetuate the New Jersey-mafia stereotype, but I’m glad there’s a good number of these kids that can smell a rat

I loved the part where Trump’s own tweets are fake news. Genius.

I wish some non-evil entity would take advantage of the President’s gullibility and use it for good causes. I forget where I stole this image from:

Fortunately, I know a set of daily affirmations Ted can use to combat all the hate. Grab a mirror, look yourself in the eyes, and repeat the following:

Agreed on both counts.

“How can we sure it was filled with rain, and not the bodies of people murdered by the Clintons?” - Sean Hannity

If you don’t want to get robbed, maybe don’t invite the RAIDERS? idiots

Glad this is finally over. A scandal like this could give Big12 athletics a bad name.

You can assault a woman and the penalty is only $50? I sure hope nobody reads this to Floyd Mayweather.