Sure, but is it the #1 stunner?

It might be more about wear & tear. At the point you drive a new car off the lot, it becomes a used car, but I bet you’d still prefer it to the same make/model with 200K miles on it. They are both used cars, but one has less mileage.

My uncle is a stupid, selfish, arrogant, worthless piece of racist shit. So he’s not nearly as bad as Chaffetz.

I’m stealing this from Gizmodo’s Matt Novak:

I recently read it as well, and while it is comforting to see Trump’s disorganization, what scares me is how the success of his campaign demonstrated just how effective mass propaganda can be. I just hope it’s not giving a blueprint to some other, more intelligent but equally selfish power-seeker.

You think Ivanka met with the PP president to discuss policy? No, she met with her to add another entry under “Bigshots I’ve Met With” in her social passport.

Whoever it was, their vetting was clearly not EXTREME!

Magic: decidedly not crafty.

I guess you could say... Bliss is ignorant?

I wouldn’t trust the Wizards to comprehend any message - I wasn’t praising the team, I was condemning it.

Robert Kraft: *sees Brady recover stolen Super Bowl item*

How immature. If LeBron were more presidential, he would have denied yelling at anyone and said something like “Nobody respects overpaid mediocre teammates more than me.”

LOSING IS WINNING

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Do you really want to know anything about the Marlins?

So will this guy get signed by the Lions or the Bills?

“At least he never went to a restaurant with his son” - Mike Pence

The worst part is, if they keep expanding the field, eventually they will have to show games on TruTV, and nobody wants that.

I’m running out of sympathy for the so-called human beings at Penn State.

I have a few uncles that seem to be inhabited by the spirit of Ty Cobb, but you don’t see me writing a book about it.