“Nice form” - Joe Mixon

Can’t blame the guy - how could you leave this?

Sure, maybe Ball shouldn’t have been so hard on Mr Smith, but we need to remember that there may have been elements of provocation.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

“Did you see the rest of his team?”

“Cambodia’s in a sort of developmental sweet spot, right?”

You’re burying the lede - Kosta Koufos is still in the NBA!

I drink and like people

“This is why you don’t put any names in writing. Amateurs.” - Baylor regents

Calm down, it’s not like the teams were doing anything dangerous, like giving the players marijuana.

Someone tell Julian Assange that Hillary Clinton is keeping the bracket a secret in order to fund her clandestine child-slave smuggling ring corporate Benghazi emails pantsuit Wall Street.

Coach Noah always goes for 2.

Not to be pedantic, but the Bible clearly defines one’s “Christian duty” in Leviticus 18:7 - “And so it shall be your duty as Christians to be honest and forthright with yourself and those around you. Unless you need to cover for some asshole who can really get after the QB.”

Red Power!

Best Joke In Comedy

But her McEmails!

At least the players will have one big bopper of a story to tell.

Is PSG coached by Dan Quinn?

I would assume Billy Haisley, if by “watching” you mean “masturbating furiously”.

My God!