Why would anyone want to sign Taylor? He couldn’t even succeed under offensive mastermind Rex Ryan.

If you’re worried about Islamic terrorists attacks, it seems like your best bet would be to have as many mosques in as many places as possible.

Was the Wake Forest mascot made from an old leopard costume? Spotty McSpotterson over there.

“Really? You’re giving me a new show where I try to recreate Rock-n-Jock AND I get to run point? Oh wait, you said Ben didn’t you.” - Bill Simmons

My parents still have all those books on a shelf somewhere, so there’s at least 2 of us. I will always remember BookIt as it was the only time I got to go to Pizza Hut!

NC State fans like myself can be proud to have 3 former QBs (Rivers, Wilson) making big-time NFL money. We can then wonder how in the everloving fuck we had all that talent and never did better than 5-3 in the conference.

“Brogan Flanagan is clearly a paid protester” - Sean Spicer

I’m just glad nobody thinks he’s dirty.

“You gotta be from Philly to have a big dick.”

What if the name of the hurricane is Ditka?

I’m no doctor, but I don’t think I’d want a cadaver doing any part of my surgery.

Also similar: he think he ain’t trippin.

“‘Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.’ Now let me ask you, why would they have to ‘go down’ unless they weren’t already up there?”

This almost makes up for his name being spelled with a ‘y’. Almost.

But if we allow more greenhouse gases, it will further deplete the ozone layer, which will allow more UV rays to pass through, which will increase rates of skin cancer (and probably other cancers), which will increase the demand for cancer treatments, which means cancer research facilities will need to hire more…

No way!

Saw the headline and expected a different adorable cockroach:

“I tweeted the exact same thing and everyone got all mad.” - Joe Mixon

Well, you can’t be surprised they have that policy in such a rural area like London.

Proving once again that, if you need to break out of a slump, your best bet is to play NC State.