“And the Republicans are correct!” - Faye Dunaway

“Conrgatulations to Best Supporting Actress Nicole Kidman and her classy acceptance speech where she praised the President” - Sean Spicer

Woooooooo!!! Turn left, Dale!

Wow. Sometimes I worry that I am too cynical when I think things like “most people are really dumb”, but then I see something like the comments you mentioned and then I worry I’m not cynical enough.

“My son will only play with the Lakers” - Jerry Buss

I, too, am a proponent of TRIPLE MEGA SASS.

Shaq should lay off him - it’s not like McGee blew a 3-1 lead.

Where is the call for giraffes to unionize?

You are probably thinking of Coastal Carolina, but +1 anyway since I had to double-check before replying.

If the entire Deadspin staff got stranded in the Andes and had to resort to cannibalism to survive, who would get eaten first?

“The more important issue is whether or not the plane violated the factory’s honor code by attending off-campus parties with alcohol” - Ken Starr (yes, that Ken Starr)

Wait a minute. People judge other people based on looks?

What an asshole. If I ever met this guy in real life I would punch him in the face!

Drugs cheaper than candy bars? I guess I should have figured Trump understood economics about as well as Rain Man.

I guess we can add espionage to the gargantuan list of things Trump sucks at.

And thank God it didn’t go to some freeloading student athlete who was already getting a free communications degree education!

This Harbaugh guy is a loser anyway. The guy moves down a level, pro to college, and can’t even make the playoffs!

Typical liberal media. Another job is created, and you refuse to give Trump any credit.

The Magic will continue to be bad.

Geez, does everything have to be about Love on Valentine’s day?