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I always thought the Gold Club was just the place where my mom worked.

If Americans were smart, we’d get rid of this jackass before he gets us all killed. Alas, that’s a big if.

At least he’s not in North Carolina. We’d probably bar him from all bathrooms until he harassed minority voters or something.

“Canyon Barry” sounds like a character from a Jim Tomsula Lifehack

Well done. I don’t care about Madden at all, but I was definitely clicking on the article about two smokin’ hot blondes.

+1 *cough* Blowjob! *cough*

Hey man, nice reference!

I don’t even watch The Bachelor and Burning Love was still hilarious. A+ show

The best food name is clearly T-Bone. The worst is Cocoa/Koko.

Kansas spokesperson Jay Marchiony

Dirk Nowitzki said he tried to vote but they didn’t let him, then some short people WERE allowed to vote. Sad!

“Ryan who?” - Jim Irsay

I feel bad for Rovell, but this is great content.

“So, this is a sham” is also the first thought to cross my mind whenever I see Fox News.

Has anyone checked the head coach for head injuries?

To be fair, they only hired “a broke-ass wannabe Cirque Du Soleil troupe” after failing to book Three Doors Down.

Don’t worry! We will only have the finest, most luxurious cronies. People are saying how they have never seen cronies like ours. Don’t believe lamestream media’s shameful lies about our cronies. Bigly.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

The free market is saying that demand is low for inauguration tickets? Too bad the free market lost big and has been failing for years - check the ratings! The free market is a Hillary flunky and one of the most over-rated markets ever. Now part of the dishonest media. Sad!

Today: “Travis Kelce Was Pissed”