“Russell Wilson fall down go boom” - Ciara, describing her wedding night

“Pussy” - Jim Abbott

“You have to exude confidence, even in a situation where it seems to the outside world that confidence shouldn’t exist.” - Aaron Rodgers

In dyslexic news, Talib Kweli is chaining snatches!

He shouldn’t be that concerned about his health, it’s not like he has to play behind the Broncos O-line.

You are definitely going to hell. Save me a seat.

for an NC State fan, this was an excellent double Tech

The Bills have highlights?

“star referee” - is that a real thing?

This dude likes tripping more than Brian Wilson did.

1. Amazing talent, stuck in the wrong place.

If you take off your shorts and give them to a fan, you’re a hero, but if you try to barter them for Girl Scout cookies, you’re a “pervert” and a “terrible principal”? smdh

I appreciate their tribute to Craig Sager.

I really wish I could disagree with you,

Wow, the Panthers suck at fantasy football.

They should also watch Caddyshack

What you’ve got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He’ll never play basketball again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he’ll push everything off to the right. He’ll never come through on anything. He’ll quit the game.

“Nobody respects women more than misogynistic spreadsheets.” - Trump

You Gotta Love It if you’re a Draymond hater. He’ll be Cryin if he’s forced out of the Line Up.

Too bad he couldn’t have thrown it to Pau: