Talk is cheap. I’m more interested in Cam’s actions. Like, after releasing this statement, did he leave a press conference early? Did he do one a them new-fangled dance routines?

You should look up Jim Breuer talking about Norm messing with Chris Kattan when Pamela Anderson hosted. Very funny.

Now we just need McCrory to pull a Budd Dwyer.

+1 Prothro

They’re just saying Sandusky isn’t the one who railroaded Paterno. I believe em - JoePa wasn’t a little kid.

“I support a marching band’s right to free expression, but I think it’s disrespectful to use that freedom in the middle of a football game to air your own personal grievances. If you want to protest, do it when nobody’s watching.” - critics of Colin Kaepernick

Even though they lost, the Panthers are still undefeated

Good article, but how can something be “very moderately rigorous"?

The shower is the BEST place to fart. If you turn so the water is hitting your butt at the moment of truth, you can make a weird duck-call-type sound. It’s like an effects pedal for your ass!

“Cheese Poof Container” is also how that bigot Chuck E refers to his gay brother’s car.

+1 Jackée

+1 Nobody getting an excellent Deadspin joke

+1 Gordon Bombay

I played a wall one time. They’re fuckin relentless!

+1 Billy Hoyle

More like Lionel MISSi, amirite?

We should also give them typewriters. Eventually, the monkeys will obviously produce Shakespeare, but what about the other two? A Tucker Max rough draft?

Well done!

Confirmed: http://www.theonion.com/article/god-cl…

+1 Mark Titus