“how many minutes of action do you think the cops got before they woke him up?” - Brock Turner

Tricks are what a whore does for money.

+1 Stiffly Stifferson

Wait until he transfers to Baylor

Verbing weirds language

You can’t buy me, hot dog man!

I hate getting blue nose.

At least we can be confident that Kirk didn’t have to use his AK.

I don’t know why you’d cut your neighbor’s grass, but then again I’m not the bull goose loony around here.

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“naked in pubic” - nice.

This fits perfectly with your username.