I’m Will Smith agnostic.  He may or may not exist but I’ll find out eventually 

Get with the program. It’s 2024, you MUST have strong opinions on EVERY topic.

What about us Will Smith indifferents? 

Herzog could cover the shit out of ‘Rocketman’.

“Incredible news guys! The ever-charming and wholesome Mel Gibson is available.”

That’s the biggest head-scratcher for me. Leaving aside his rancid bigotry, who today is thinking, “You know who crowds lose their shit for? The 9th guy on the call-sheet of Adam Sandler’s latest Netflix joint.”

I mean, Netflix killed his UNRECORDED NIGHT project due to covid and didn’t revive it. Maybe there’s some bad blood considering he prepared thirteen fucking scripts for it.

Thanks for letting me know. I’ll skip the clips and wait until I resubscribe.

It’s on Netlifx Proper

Or, like, with a device you can keep in your pocket that lets you do it anywhere, any time.

Frankly, I would’ve thought being Rob Schneider would be enough to legally keep him from ever going within 500 ft of an audience again.

“There’s this guy whose writing career started on it named Joss Whedon.”

It’s my dream that someday in the far future will be able to do this with the ease of typing on a keyboard.

This year I decided to put Netflix on rotation because it has become far too expensive for the little it offers and HBO added a live CNN, so it became permanent.

We reiterate this sincere and unconditional apology today, for any offense caused by Mr. Schneider’s recent comedy set, at the Four Seasons Ball.

“Phew, close one... anyway, I pulled some strings, and I got us a replacement on short notice. Do you guys remember that show Roseanne?”

I feel bad for the booker.

Rated PG-13

I’ll always remember him as his most memorable character, The Stapler.

Good call