Seriously. I didn’t think I could feel nostalgic about a website until I read this article.

“...and Sharp Stick, both of which our staff considers pretty underrated.”

From the 2022 The A.V. Club review:

I looked up his credentials and found that he did indeed graduate cum laude from the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

“And the award for the best geriatric stomping goes to...”

For some reason I read that in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice with the theme to his sitcom playing behind it.

His interview in James Toback’s The Big Bang provides some insight as to who he was and what he was capable of. Suffice it to say, it is somewhat disturbing.

I just assumed that it was a direct threat convincingly articulated.

Absolutely. Over thirty years later, it still remains one of my favorite songs of his and Dre’s. The beat alone is brilliant and undeniably menacing.

This born-and-raised Philadelphian agrees with you on all of your points, particularly the ones about seeded rolls and the sandwich preppers giving zero fucks about our condiment preferences.

Seriously. We needn’t and shouldn’t expect anything else from him but pure hackery. 

It was indeed. Because Billy Idol had been in a motorcycle accident that left him unable to stand without crutches, director David Fincher had to alter the concept of the video so he could shoot him only from the waist up.

Absolutely. And we mustn’t forget that hearing Lauren Bacall’s say, “Jesus, my fucking arm” is also quite wonderful.

Because it is so damned spot-on as well as absolutely hilarious, your comment is my favorite of the week and perhaps the remainder of the year. I gratefully thank you.

I verse that I had to explain to all of my friends who didn’t grow up in NYC. 

Could it also be that The Mos Eisley Cantina was not furnished by Seaman’s Furniture?

Is Exorcist II: The Heretic the one that features Patrick Ewing and Fabio as angels? It’s been quite some time since I last watched those films and I don’t intend to again.

Seriously. I’m almost in awe of how shameless a hack he is.

It would have been exactly that. At a 2016 Aliens 30th anniversary screening in NYC I attended, Sigourney Weaver took the stage for an interview. While answering questions from both the interviewer and audience, she excitedly revealed that she and Blomkamp were working on a sequel that would take place immediately…

It is that, though very much worth your time for his, DiCaprio’s, and Ellen Barkin’s performances. Interestingly, at the behest of Robert De Niro, Martin Scorsese took an interest in DiCaprio’s career:

For the reasons you described, the Alamo Drafthouse on Albee Square is the theater I am most loyal to. Their “be a considerate adult or we will throw your ass the fuck out of here” policy should be the industry standard. Of course, because that isn’t the most profitable business model, never will it be.