19 Angry Plastic Surgery Fails

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And and and, don’t forget the classic: He only has the deepest respect for (insert group) and this is not his typical behavior

“...made our host cry and the rest of our brunch diners uncomfortable.”

Dude threw a tantrum over BRUNCH? Come on! Even the best brunch isn’t worth getting bent out of shape over. This restaurant is right by Little Italy in Toronto. Go get a cannoli somewhere and have a little think about your big morning emotions, ya d…

I completely forgot about Spock. He’ll always be the superpower stealing psychopath to me. Very convincing.

Sounds like your friends are the ones who should be having nightmares about a “social credit” system.

When will he tell us that he deeply regrets his behavior and for any distress he caused and that he’s committed to learning from this mistake?

He threatened restaurant staff by opening a can of tomatoes with his mind, Sylar-style.

Quinto: (angrily) Do you know who I am??

I see stories like this and am reminded of the Black Mirror episode “Nosedive” and its “social credit” system. It still gives me nightmares because this is where we’re going. Possibly even nobodies like me will have to be very concerned about how our reputations preceede us. All the same, there’s no reason to mistreat…

“I played Sylar on the hit show Heroes, beloved by all who never saw the second season!”

Bro, do you even Star Trek?

There might have been some “You know who I am.”

The most surprising part is that anyone recognized him.

I’m sorry, I’m still having parsing that MCA’s passing was over a decade ago. My brain scanned that sentence and short-circuited, like a malicious QR code.

Wait so they’re not in the new Knives Out movie? 

Pay has little to do with ramp safety, which airlines pound into ramp workers’ heads. It’s more just being aware of the dangers around you when working near aircraft with running engines.

I highly suspect it has been happening for decades, but now we have the internet and 24/7 news cycle so it’s easier to find out about stuff like this. I suspect pre internet something like this was only reported locally, in this case in the Netherlands.

Wealthy men always think everyone wants to hear their opinion.

None of this is really that surprising for a wealthy 70 year old guy to say, but I do wonder why he thinks anyone wants to hear it from him.