You’re gonna HATE my upcoming biopic about the time 311 beat up Scott Stapp in a bar

You sure sound like a charming fellow.

Ayo Edebiri as Courtney Cox! And the dancing lasts 2o minutes!

And the thing is probably only because it was a Sunday night did he not kill anybody. If this had been a Friday or Saturday night it would have been packed and someone would have gotten seriously hurt. Even on a Sunday night it was still a bit of a miracle. Also, he was attending the opening of his friend’s bar and…

*hurls DVD of “Blue Crush” at you*

PR pivot? Is she joining Menudo?

Actually, he’s pretty famous on the sex club circuit. He doesn’t really hide it either.

There was an old adage about a mouth writing checks... which I dare not type out in full, lest I be accused of body-shaming poor Lizzo.

if someone had told me 20 years ago that i’d be staunchly supporting and defending steve-o’s sobriety from closet conservative bill maher...well, i would have had many questions about the future.

He hasn’t really changed.  You just grew up.

“Your honor, in my defense, he has an eminently punchable face.”

Look. I know we’re suppose to be a civilized, polite society and have rules for assault and all that. But Bill Maher really is the type of person that should be punched in the face more often for his douchebag behavior.

I’d hate to conclude that from his not working. Some people just don’t like the life, and I’d hate to conclude bad things about his character just based on his brother. I’d truly hate to be judged by my asshole brother. Also, Muniz talks about people afraid to stand up for themselves... Do we really think Bryan…

I mean, first, yes there absolutely are camera and boom operators with huge egos.

Exactly.  What was being communicated here? What do we gain from knowing the 6 year age range during which these incidents occurred?

thought the same thing: very well could be a producer, etc. but those aren’t big names that drive clicks

“who would have been between 15 and 21 years old at the time of the incident”

I was gonna say the same thing.  Dozens of people work on a TV show.  Why assume it was one of the co-stars?

He didn’t reveal who those “certain people” (plural!) actually were and it seems unlikely that he will in the future, but for the record, his co-stars for the majority of the show were Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Jane Kaczmarek, and Christopher Masterson.

A reboot wouldn’t need Richardson, because it’s obvious that at least some time in the intervening 25 years, Jill Taylor 100% would have wised up and left her asshat of a husband. Tim Taylor in 2024 is definitely a divorced sad dad living bitterly alone, unable to grasp how his current state of a affairs is a direct…