There would be zero value to having Syracuse in the Tournament. None.

Yeah, Dennis and Randy both.

Dwight Howard might be the worst teammate of all time.

Back Row, L to R: Kramer, George, Elaine, Jerry

Things That Are Gonna Get You:

Getting angry at Ranadive for fucking up is like getting angry at Buster Bluth for fucking up. If you’re doing it, your expectations were all wrong.

Hey now, you’re an all star!

Reached for comment, Dolan simply hissed, “The ring is mine!”

Couldn’t find “disaffected lawyer” starting place. Pls resend. Thx.

Having grown up in Philly, I really don’t see why you need the stadium and the jail to be separate places.

Jorts Jerkins

More like JERK Cousins

Didn’t realize things were so bad after the Gawker split that Deadspin had to rip NBA photos and video from Chinese websites.

Who would have thought hiring Bruce Arena wouldn’t solve all of the USMNT’s problems? If only we’d been able to learn from history on this one.

If you Standford nothing, you fall for anything

Dingers or GTFO

I think you’re mistaken about the purpose of the EC. A majority of states being ignored is what happens now. If a national popular vote were all that mattered, appealing to voters in Montana would be as worthwhile as appealing to voters in OH or PA, and thus the laser focus on large “battleground” states would tone…

Oh man I was so sure from the headline this was gonna be Cillizza.

Sports Reporters cancelled, report sports reporters

The Nightman Cometh is 19 spots too low.