I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.

When players of high character shoot, it’s to miss, so that they might give their teammates a chance at an offensive rebound.

I can give you an estimated win total for the Oklahoma City Thunder without him: 5.

* Beating the current three seed despite having just traded two of their five starters for nothing, with no fatigue or injury excuses from Washington.

Buddy Hield, a player whose potential lies entirely in his shooting, has a worse 3-point percentage than Demarcus Cousins, a man the size and shape of a grizzly bear.

Should probably instead consider how we accept a salary cap situation that gives neither of those two players any incentive to improve their free throw rates because they already make the maximum possible salary.

Here’s a good tweet:

What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

In this market, you have to move fast to capitalize on potential gains within cultural subsets. If you aren’t doing community-based targeting strategies, you’re losing out on potential gains in market share. I am dead inside, there is only market share.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

I for one can’t wait for the Gregg Easterbrook Haughty Dipshit Memorial article this week. And the boat-theme here is sublime.

New Jersey isn’t hell on Earth.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

...a small, inexpensive and heartwarming action. No attempts at monetizing it or hyping it up, just a simple sign of respect and support in the wake of a relevant tragedy.

This is where Joachim Lowe steps in and turns the half-built mess into the greatest team in the world, right?

Cuban Missive Crisis

Embiid and Simmons are good as hell!