I’m still mad they named a division fucking “Metropolitan.”

Fuggit, just include all countries and making it a single-elimination tourney that begins a week after the previous one ends.

Holy shit. Yes. Harbaugh is Ramsay Bolton. It all makes sense now.

Yikes, he looks like a 19-y-o Greg Oden.

Sorry dude, America voted and we want kleptocracy.

Settle disputes like this with a first-to-three, win by two, losers’ outs game of 1 on 1. Each team can pick any player on the floor.

Travel.

In the immortal words of Stephen Colbert, the truth has a well-known liberal bias.

Gifs for Drew Magary readers, that’s the whole point.

“We¹re committed to thoroughly covering the Mavs and the NBA.”

It doesn’t matter to him. He’s saying it for the people who would never watch a speech by Pres. Obama, and would rather have their reality parceled out in orange-flavored, self-serving packets by a sociopath.

That is true of everyone who makes the HoF.

+1 superteam, some call it

And Alexander wept, for there were no more takes to offer.

You’re right for all the wrong reasons.

Worked.

This is the correct background music. Everything else is second best:

This would all be a lot easier for the Chiefs’ brass if Smith could just remember whether or not he was concussed.

“I wonder if the pure shooting ability of Curry and Klay Thompson will once again be able to overcome the sheer force of Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant.”

Always interested to get Guy Fieri’s sports takes.