I was raised by a working single mom. Nudies provided my Pop Rocks money.

I can see that your household stress the importance of teaching microeconomics early.

Then you would be making a, “ha, ha, see, I can say something harassing because it’s a *joke,* see, which would make you kind of a jerk.

The set I’m afraid. In retrospect I realize I should have charged per.

What if everyone at the convention is secretly an alien from a culture where it’s considered *rude* not to grope?

It was mostly other girls asking me. I didn’t set the prices. :-P

I remember flying back TO Houston while Hurricane Rita was a cat 5 storm. The plane circled the city and all I could see was the traffic jam of everyone trying to get out of the city and nothing moving.
I was working downtown at the Hotel where all the weather guys were staying. It was interesting hearing their stories…

25 cents for boobs, 50 cents for penises.

Key dialogue: “Oh, Pam, you feel so good!” Not that I watched that video, or anything...

“We don’t masturbate nor poop”

I made a lot of money in the 5th and 6th grades selling my drawings of naked parts to the other kids at school. 25 cents for boobs, 50 cents for penises. I never had to promote my work either - I always got asked.

I care.

women are sexually repressed. We don’t watch porn either. We don’t masturbate nor poop, also.

Sipowitz no one cares about your boner

Oh that ain’t right! WHY would you say something like that???? You should be ashamed!

Mistook Pam Anderson for Jenna Jameson and almost laughed.

Next up is an op-ed from Colonel Sanders entitled “Put down the drumstick, Fatso”.

Yeah, it sucks. They’re never really in my area. It’s bullshit.

The problem isn’t porn, but the boundaries we place around it. While I don’t support banning all porn, I also don’t appreciate that every time I surf even the most innocuous website I get banners for “CHUBBY MILFs NEED DICK IN YOUR AREA. or “FUCK A FURRY TODAY.” Maybe I should disable cookies.

Nah, I’m pretty sure it’d be from a gun, but then Bob Dylan will write a song about it and the Hurricane’ll go free