more than half. because us men die faster. we are really good at it.

haha i love that women are considered a minority...WE ARE HALF, ASSHOLES!!!

C’mon, we all know that only men make important art. Women’s experiences are only experienced by a small number of people after all. And besides, it’s not like such a small segment of the population is worth marketing movies to.

So, now that Gawker is gone is this where I go to tell people that they’re wrong?

I wish this awful person good luck in her legal battle.

It’s not really a question of whether or not she “deserved”this environment. The fact is: you live by the sword, you die by the sword. If you successfully promote evil; you will eventually be affected by the evil you helped to create. Is this reality “deserved” or “fair”? I just do not think it matters how you, me or…

I believe every word she says regarding her tenure at Fox News.

It’s not sexual immorality. They are simply purging their genitals, so they can better serve the children of America. Kind of like how swimmers like Ryan Lochte will capture and drown a drifter the night before a competition. You need to go a little haywire in your element if you expect to endure it. This is why Fox…

I am blaming her. You live by the sword. You die by the sword.

“Fox News masquerades as a defender of traditional family values, but behind the scenes, it operates like a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in intimidation, indecency and misogyny.”

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

If I don’t survive, tell my wife “hello.”

It’s Barbara Streisand ffs. She knows exactly how that looks.

Jeez... you lie under oath one time - ONE TIME - and all of a sudden, everyone's all "Perjury this!" and "Suborning that!"

Ryan Lochte said he protested and thought the exact same thing but later realized he was drunk and just slapped a female housekeeper.

Yes, it was very smart not to focus on colonial atrocities in their Olympic advertising....

Just thinking... maybe he should have called his family before doing this and told them to get out of town?

I find the lack of Miku disturbing... Mario isn’t even Japanese... he’s a greasy Italian!

The athletes’ residences will have talking toilets that include a video camera inside the hole.

“ooh, what’s that? we should remake it” ~what some Hollywood idiot would’ve said, probably