But nonetheless it’s a shitty joke and a stupid thing to write.

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

My lemon swimmer ended up getting robbed, at gunpoint, by several cherries.

Please tell me those red marks aren’t from cupping but are hickeys from “the two unidentified women” traveling with the gang of drunken idiots who reportedly all had girlfriends.

another victory for Team Dog

There’s a lot of men who are into that. I’m just sayin’...

And here I was thinking that the sub-blog had a deeper meaning:

And shouldn’t it be “draw me like one of your French women”?!? SMH.

Technically we stopped “Yas, Queen” ing. But maybe we didn’t?

When did we stop yassing? I’m an old, it’s hard to keep up. Also I’m thrilled to have Shade Court back!

The cupping bruises really take this to the next level.

Despite having experienced some pretty bad shit in Vietnam, it’s still the leeches that occasionally invade my nightmares.

Cupping lol. I said to my wife “you should cash in on that market”. We have a cupping set at home from my in laws in Taiwan and she knows the stuff.

This -in a nutshell.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Hmm… the leeches I know all want free beer, and a loan until next Friday.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

She’s an idiot. She thinks women get paid “78 cents less than men in the US.”

Cute emails, but I was bleeding into my underwear and not giving a shit about it way before THINX was a gleam in Agrawal’s eye.