I was just thinking the same thing.

Probably because Jalopnik editors know their readers...

I like to think there’s a difference between a tinfoil hat fake news site and a center-left one.

extrememely for sure my bud

Hey, somebody had to serve and clean up!

Putting Gawker in the same ballpark as Breitbart makes you look stupid

They should have known when they zoomed in on the photo and noticed more black people in attendance than will actually vote for Trump in November.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

They all hammer, though, in shifts! You can assign Sturges to things, you just never actually see him doing them, but they get done. That’s professionalism.

someone they’d have to pass by and hear constantly - who constantly berated them for how shitty the settlement was and they are, no matter how much you built the place up and improved it.

I get that it’s sometimes confusing, especially because some news sources are completely disrespectful and don’t adhere to what is basically journalistic standards at this point. In that case, representations by lawyers of the kid or a quote from the kid them self would be your best indicator of how the kid wants to…

True, but usually it’s the guards being dicks or that privileged kid of the Jarl. The guards still have authority over you and you’re still in the kid’s dad’s domain whenever you go see him (unless you depose him, I suppose).

It’s pretty obvious that, at least until launch, no one at Bethesda pondered what effect it might have on the player to have an unkillable settler at their main base - someone they’d have to pass by and hear constantly - who constantly berated them

I’m guessing you never met Nick!

Still lots of annoying kids you can’t kill.

I kept waiting for this to turn into something interesting. I feel like it had so much potential. But I work in downtown Nashville so maybe I’m just jaded.

ARE YOU FINALLY WILLING TO ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG AND SHILLARY PAID YOU TO BESMIRCH THE CHEMTRAIL PIONEERS

I think this is part of what’s happening this election: millennials (of which I am one) don’t remember what it’s like to have to choose between two relatively crappy options for president because they’ve never had to. I turned 18 weeks after the election of ‘04. I was pumped to vote for Obama both times (we…

I like that you write the things I think but would never say out loud for fear of offending.

WHEN ARE WE GETTING A NINTH JUSTICE BACK ON THE BENCH?