“The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expan....blaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggg”

“Aeronautics was neither an industry nor a science, it- OH NO A SHARK!”

So I guess that means the tech tree guy is going to die this time? Wonder how that’ll work

how does he die?

lets just hope he doesnt die halfway through the game. or early on.

Hmmm... how are they going to kill off a tech tree?

*comes back to life*

It was a multifaceted deal. No nukes; release US and Iranians prisoners; return money.. what is the big fucking deal?

*cough cough* saudi arabia *cough cough* egypt *cough cough cough*

I’d like to read that explanation, but it is longer than 140 characters, and seems to contain a substance called “nuance” that I hear is important in international diplomacy, but which just confuses me.

$400 Million in Swiss Francs is, like.... $34.17 in ‘murican Greenbacks, right?

Coca-Cola execs: Sprite isn’t doing so well, and these social media celebrities/”influencers” and tv spots cost too damn much. How can we get global attention using a relatively cheap market ?

Pretty sure he's just fucking this chick.

I don’t know about most women being married to manchildren, though there are probably a lot of women who write to advice columns who are.

He’s either cheating on her or he’s actually playing Pokémon Go until 5 a.m.

Yeahhhhh I dont know about this one. My spidey senses are off the cheating charts.