“Waaaaahaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa.... (i.e. crying) How dare Blizzard ban us for ruining legitimate players’ experiences! WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE”

This made me laugh WAY too hard/loud at work.

Banned kids: “You won’t let me play so I’m taking my ball so NOBODY can play! That’ll show you!”

Dude that specifically asked how to ddos on a PUBLIC forum is suspect #1, IMO...

Stop calling them hackers. In no way did they ‘hack’ Blizzard, but send traffic to their services which can be done by spending around $100 to use this program to do so.

I’m so glad these hackers are here to fight for me. I was just thinking “man I am tired after a long day of working at my actual job. I’d love to play some overwatch to relax.” But I cannot because of their brave crusade. Praise be to the hackers that punish the players.

All this because people got caught cheating. Now that is the definition of spoiled brat.

Thank you I would star this a 1000 times if I could. A DDos is not hacking its executing a program that someone else wrote that is connected to a bot farm. The only person that even did any real work is the guy who built the farm, usually by infecting a lot of computers around the net and then controlling them with…

What a bunch of fucking whiny bullshit babies the internet is full of

1. Thanks jerks.

it’s as if you read the story and shit.

I bet this is one of those entitled douches who was banned because they used an aim bot. So they are throwing a temper tantrum now.

How is that more poorly than expected? One of the comments in the first article was a request for information on doing DDOS attacks.

DDOS is the weapon of script-kiddie edgelords.

“Updates here: <link>“

Why would you link to a blizzard website for updates during a DDoS of Blizzard’s servers? “Hey guys, it appears the fire department is on fire. We’ll post bulletins inside the fire department as to the progress of the fire.”

Bunch of dick ass kids.

I’m going to go out on a limb here, with what might be an unpopular opinion, but: I’m a fan of the sex. I have it as often as possible and I encourage others to do the same.

We were the generation that was supposed to stop fucking! We were slackers! We had the AIDS crisis! We were strung out on heroin and listening to the Screaming Trees. There wasn’t any of this namby-pamby smart phone nonsense with the swiping lefts and Facebooks. We did it better, which is to say that we didn’t do it…

This horseshit list is invalid because:
1. Bloom County is the best comic of all time.
2. Herman is not on this list, which means your staff is unfit to live.

“Eat hot death.” — Milo Bloom